“Born in Sweden
I was almost
A real European” — TWIG
Words below by Jason Lee
First, a geography lesson. Sweden is roughly the size of California. Yet its total population (approx. 10 mil) is less than that of the LA metro area (approx. 12 mil). This means that Swedes have lots of room for cavorting. And one place Swedes are known to cavort is on nude beaches.
A country with a notoriously relaxed attitude to baring it all, it’s no wonder the first-ever male full-frontal nudity to appear on non-pornographic North American cinema screens was in the Swedish import film I Am Curious (Yellow) which caused a sensation and topped the US box office for two weeks in late 1969.
Currently, Sweden is said to have around 70 nude beaches (source: World Beach Guide). That’s roughly one nude beach for every 143,000 Swedes.
If New York City were to have this same proportion of nude beaches to residents there’d be 60 nude beaches in the city (“count me in / what will I wear though?”) which if you were to squeeze this number of nude beaches into the borough of Manhattan—the other four surely would know better—all of them on the East River it means there’d be a clothing-optional beach to be found every five blocks. And while this may sound idyllic on the face of it (tho’ you prob wouldn’t be looking at anyone’s faces ya dirty dawgs, we know our readership!) most those beaches would be situated smack in the middle of FDR Drive which would be anything but, plus, considering that 99% of nude bodies in the East River at any given time are either dead people or mentally ill people direly in need of help it’d be a less than ideal situation in reality.
Obviously, you’re better off going to Sweden.
Singer Karina Lagstrom clearly knows all this. And not only does she know it but she was born in Sweden, assuming the lyrics to “Nude Beaches” are to be believed. “Nude Beaches” is song is by a band called Twig. Twig are a self-described four-piece heavy rock band from Middleton, Massachusetts, which we assume is somewhere near Boston (but we’re not that strong on geography) which is interesting seeing as I Am Curious (Yellow) was banned in Boston in a case that went all the way to the Supreme Court. But we digress.
According to the band’s promotional materials, Karina herself spent her formative years south of Boston and grew up on classic rock (Zep, etc.) and grunge (e.g. Soundgarden, Nirvana, and Tad or so we’d like to think re: the latter) with Amy Lee (great last name!) from Evanescence being a particular influence on her vocal style, soon enough teaching herself to play guitar then singing/playing in bands around the South Shore from age 16 (“as soon as I could drive myself to band auditions!”) before joining forces with Twig, with contemporary influences including Amyl and the Sniffers, Mannequin Pussy, Wolf Alice, Starcrawler, and the Side Eyes.
As for Twig guitarist Danny Norwood, he cites influences ranging from Freddie King to Eddie Van Halen and still goes to the same guitar teacher he started with at age 12. After forces with bassist Joe Florence who himself is into Sabbath, Maiden, Purple—surely you don’t need their first names—it was a couple years later before they recruited Karina and drummer Justin Palla, one of Joe’s longtime buddies, who joined when Twig’s previous drummer met with a mysterious gardening accident and whose playing is indebted to well-regarded sticksters such as Mitch Mitchell (Hendrix Experience), Bill Ward (Black Sabbath), Lars Ulrich (Metallica), Brad Wilk (Rage/Audioslave), and Chris Hakius (OM, Sleep)
Anyway the band definitely sound they’re from Massachusetts, which isn’t a bad thing in our book, despite us being typical NYC elitist douchbags. Cuz when we think MA we think classic rock/hard rock from the ‘70s and ‘80s (e.g, Aerosmith, Billy Squire, Extreme and, um, Boston) and titans of ‘90s/aughts alternative rock like Morphine, Blake Babies, Lemonheads, Dinosaur Jr., Pixies, Rob Zombie, and Godsmack.
And whereas the sound of Twig’s 2020 self-titled EP is very much in the classic/hard rock vein, their 2023 single “Ain’t No 2.0” and “Nude Beaches” especially cross these two streams with the latter sounding like a collision between a Pixies’ surf-influenced number (“Velouria” in particular) with some impressively Dick Dale-worthy double picking, and the more meat ’n’ potatoes rock or better yet “rawk” \m/ that’ll get you gigs on the Massachusetts roadhouse circuit we’re guessing…
…plus the song’s got some damn clever lyrics too which we find not only amusing but which also makes us pine for beach season coming up and, moving in the other direction, makes us nostalgic for hazy, halcyon days past which is what Karina seems to be getting at, remembering, or more like imagining, a place where she was born but didn’t grow up in and that’s a common sentiment innit in the general sense cuz who doesn’t think about “the road not taken” from time to time (“far away / but so close“) and a possibly better, more fulfilling existence where you “could’ve been screaming in the country fields” not to mention “getting feral in Grankulla” but instead you’ve “gone soft” and “been so lost” but hey you made your choices…
…which speaking of classic rock—tho’ more in the realm of glam than hard rock—a song like “Nude Beaches” reminds us of a song like David Bowie’s “Drive in Saturday”where the red-mulleted, lightening-eyed one peers into the post-apocolyptic future of 2033 with nuclear fallout having made humanity’s genitals and brains go soft and where the only way they can learn to make love again is by watching films of how it used to be done which doesn’t sound so far off from 2024 come to think of it with the Lad Insane looking back with nostalgia to a past they never knew…
….and could it be mere coincidence that Karina mentions “no screens in” her Swedish nude beach alterna-world paradise, nor that Bowie name checks famous ’60s British fashion icon Twiggy in his lyrics, dubbed “Twig the Wonder Kid”—who’s nom de modeling is in reference to her slender frame—and come to think of it Twig’s Karina Lagstrom is rather slender too but whether or not one gives credence to these mystical convergences we recommend checking out “Nude Beaches” whether the song or the real thing, it may even be worth a trip to Boston or catch ’em right here in NYC in June…
TWIG’s next show takes place on May 15th in Boston, then they’ll be playing two shows in Brooklyn the following month–June 21st at First Live & June 23rd at Hart Bar!
