Weekend Warrior, August 12 – 14

It’s beautiful out so everyone should be gearing up for some fun tonight. Where will you find it? Well, we think that the local lineup at Kung Fu Necktie has fun written all over it. Even though this evening will be on the cooler side of what we’ve been used to lately, Sweatheart will heat things up by getting your pulse racing and those beads of perspiration uncontrollably pouring down with their “Approachable Stadium Pop, Man Jams (with Women) or Community College Rock.” (Sorry, we love when bands make up humorous genres to describe themselves.) But we promise that they’ll hilariously deliver a raunchy set that will release some pheromones that might just get you laid this evening (or at least someone to touch IT ;o). And they’ll have the smooth electro stylings of Robai a.k.a. Mike Robinson (King Gog, Holland Boys) to help warm things up. His creepy, weirdo Robert Palmer-like aura will hopefully have some panties dropping before his set is done, but you’ll most likely see his top come off first. Add in the beautiful synth-pop of Instamatic (check out what we’ve said about them before HERE) and Lifeline (the side project from members of Blood Rhythm), and you’ve got an evening of entertainment that is sure to please (or should we say “pleasure”). Kung Fu Necktie, 1250 Front St., 8pm, $8, 21+

 
It’s pretty nice out for most of the weekend so below are some other options to get freaky…
 
Johnny Brenda’s (1201 N. Frankford Ave.) FRI Lantern
 
Kung Fu Necktie (1250 N. Front St.) SAT Lion Versus, Row Homes, Kelly Ruth & Lauryn Peacock
 
North Star Bar (2639 Poplar St.) FRI Organ Blues
 
The Fire (412 W. Girard Ave.) FRI (All Ages) Early Ape and Young Bull, (Late) Swedeland and Rev TJ McGlinchey, SAT Kuf Knotz and The Living Simple, SUN (All Ages) The Sonic Insurgency, (Late) Ang & The Damn Band and Jill & The Know How
 
M Room (15 W. Girard Ave.) SUN Calicio Fields, Smoker & the Rollers, Seismic Thrust, Theory of Noise
 
Tritone (1508 South St.) FRI The Noid, Atomic Age, The Dirty Lookers, SAT Cranes Are Flying, Electric Mammoth, Lined in Filth, SUN Tammy Sheffer
 
Tin Angel (20 S. 2nd St.) FRI Bevin Caulfield, SAT In The Blonde
 
The Trocadero (1003 Arch St.) SAT mewithoutYou, SUN Roots In Stereo, No Such Noise, The Difference, The Snails, Home School Drop Outs
 
The Blockley (3801 Chestnut St.) SUN Bodega
 
Fergie’s (1214 Sansom St.) SAT Hezekiah Jones, Brad Hinton Band, John Francis
 
Danger Danger Gallery (5013 Baltimore Ave.) SAT Hugs + Kisses, Harsh Vibes, Goodnight Stars Goodnight Air, Combine
 
World Café Live (3025 Walnut St.) SAT (Early) Girls Rock Philly, (Late) Find Vienna, Kingsfoil, SUN Cream: Best of Philly Rising
 
The Legendary Dobbs (304 South St.) FRI Fallen Troubadours, John The Conqueror, Sadie Lex Machine, Stone Baby, SAT The Revere and Johnny Action Figure
 
Triumph Brewery (117 Chestnut St.) FRI 2nd Friday Showcase Presented by The Hype!
 
PhilaMOCA (531 N. 12th St. Philadelphia) FRI PhilaMYTHOS w/Da Comrade! and Norwegian Arms
 
Ellen Powell Tiberino Museum (3819 Hamilton St.) FRI Carnovolution
 
Bookspace (1113 Frankford Ave.) FRI Electric City, SAT The Furhl Presents
 
JR’s Bar (2327 S. Croskey St.) FRI Cadaveric Spasm and Fuck Face, SUN Escapist
 
Little Bar (738 S. 8th St.) SUN Thee Nosebleeds and Cannons
 
The Barbary (951 N. Frankford St.) FRI Josh Wink’s Annual Birthday Bash, SUN Daylight
 
Pterodactyl (3237 Amber St., 5th FL) SAT Big Art Show w/Revolution I Love You, New Madrid Faults, City Rain
 
EMODA (Please contact one of the acts for details.) FRI A Night to Remember: The Bad Doctors, SUN  Tristan Dahn and Dan Shurley
 
Scott & Tina’s House (Please contact one of the acts for details.) FRI Gondola, Kohoutek, Palindrone
 
D.B.A.J. (Please contact one of the acts for details.) SAT Sea of Shit, Street Pizza, Congenital Death, Force of Habit
 
Nacho House (Please contact one of the acts for details.) SUN Dry Feet, The Bad Doctors, The Pussy Dogs