Have you every wanted a thick, ass-getting beard, but you just aren’t able to grow one? Well, legendary facial hair grower and Philly spitter Freeway can change all that. Below is a far-from-politically-correct infomercial for his new manbeard facial sanitizer and activating lotion, which was produced by Eric’s World TV. Get ready to go "from poon 2 goon in 21 days"!