Ugh…is it Memorial Day Weekend yet? Unfortunately, it’s not, but it doesn’t mean that you can’t already get away from this wretched hell of the workweek. With Beach Boys-esque harmonies, escape in the island vibes of The Soft Spots tonight at The Yachtsman. They’ll be headlining a free evening of music at the Fishtown tiki bar so you won’t have to travel far, but you might be forced to enjoy tropical mixed drinks with umbrellas. However, there are definitely worst things in life that can happen to you. The Yachtsmen, 1444 Frankford Ave., 9pm, Free, 21+ – H. M. Kauffman