YOU NEED MORE FUNK IN YOUR LIFE! It’s an undeniable fact. It’s why you’re so pale and your Mom keeps calling and telling you how tired you sound. Well, worry not; a healthy dose of righteous funk is right around the corner. Brooklyn’s Underground Horns (in the picture) and NYC’s PitchBlak Brass Band are entering the ring at Brooklyn Bowl to battle for free-range brass-fed horn-ganic superiority in a no-holds-barred funkfest. April 12 someone’s trumpet is going to explode. -=brokeMC