If you want to show some city pride but dread the trek to Citizen’s Park for the Phillies or if you just don’t give a crap about baseball but wanna get out of your cramped abode, then wiggle your way to West Philly’s Danger Danger Gallery this evening for the nearly five-hour MINI FEST. It’s a night of two-tone punk appeal-meets-balls to the wall shredding hardcore that’ll represent Philly hard – on the 10-band bill, six outfits are stripped from our own junkyard (Snowing, Towers, The Joint Chiefs of Math, Gods and Queens, Pink Coffins, and Algernon Cadwallader) two Philly-by-association acts (Lancaster’s 1994! and Kresgeville’s The Greek Favourites), plus two party crashers (Syracuse’s hardcore rip tide OAK & BONE and Oakland’s melodic punk trio Big Kids). But if you only go for one band, push through the crowd for Algernon Cadwallader. Their rowdy underground indie punk is snotty, brash and super infectious, with dissonant pop melodies twirling under chorus caterwauls and screaming sing-speak strains. It’s gonna be one helluva sonic party blast that’ll leave you happily blown. Danger Danger Gallery, 5013 Baltimore Ave., 6pm, $10 suggested donation, All Ages – Annamarya Scaccia