Philly’s lo-fi queen of mean is back on the scene. Nah, we know that Christine Griffis is an absolute sweetheart, but her stage persona ‘tine-‘tine will cut any bitch that crosses her and make ex-lovers rue the day they hit that shit with a drop of a verse! She’ll be takin’ some time off from, in her own words, “dick suckin’, grad schoolin’, full-time-workin’, ‘tine-‘tinein’…mostly dick suckin’ though” to grace the stage at JR’s. Well, I guess that you really can’t call it a stage because there is no physical stage. How about that designated carpeted area in the corner where bands go to rock balls!?! But tonight you’ll be gettin’ down to some old school beats and plenty of laughs. Hopefully the potty-mouthed Northeaster wrote some new tunes for us over the summer in between fellatios. Also, if you plan on making the trip into deep South Philly, make sure to catch Negative Department. Admittedly, I haven’t seen them perform live yet, but I’m lovin’ tracks like “Throw a Rock, Hit an Artist” and “Dark and Stormy”. JR’s, 2327 S. Croskey St., 9pm, $5, 21+ – Q.D. Tran