S.T.A.R.W.O.O.D. Wants to Save Mankind at the E Factory April 14

Sociopathic Time Altering Robot Warrior Of Organic Design, a.k.a. S.T.A.R.W.O.O.D., the prototype has been sent back from the future to alter the time continuum and save its doomed Planet Vitrus from their eventual destroyers, the Pathonians, with the band’s own brand of “Cyber Rock.” The local quintet harken back to the gloriously theatrical days of 70’s glam rock where showmanship ruled, which is often lost in modern day performers who simply act too cool for school to show any emotion and have fun on stage. A lot of thought and creativity has been put into this project, and you have the opportunity to experience it on the big stage of the E Factory tonight when they open for Mindless Self Indulgence. “If mankind is to have any hope of survival, you must attend. Mankind’s fate is in your hands.” Electric Factory, 421 N. 7th St., $28 (+fees), All Ages – H.M. Kauffman