Vuvuzela doesn’t play it safe – their quirky chamber-rock is an "all-in" kind of thing. And by "all" here we mean any musical element you can conceive, ranging from celestial harp parts to dissonant rock assaults. Music is obviously a super-fun playground for these talented musicians, who have the ability to juggle a wide range of influences while create what could be described as an orchestral (and therefore more complex) version of the "split personality pop" previously nailed by B52s and Sugarcubes. The female muse here is harpist Stephanie Babirak, whose gentle melodic presence emerges on occasion… but in most cases gets carelessly abused by her three band mates’ more violent musical instincts. The result is a thoroughly enjoyable collection of insane monster-songs that – against all odds – function flawlessly. – Mike Levine recently interview the band here.
Weekend Warrior, March 1 – 3
It’s not uncommon in this day and age to search for a certain depth in music and come up short. Often, many artists are simply unable to make that important connection with their audience, and upon listening, it’s clear that something remains lacking. Fortunately, this factor, as it would seem, comes naturally to Katie Crutchfield, the driving force behind Waxahatchee. From first listen, one can feel the lamenting fragility and uncertainty evident in her songwriting; its sincerity and genuine quality is something that is to be celebrated. Her new album, entitled Cerulean Salt, continues this trend of unforgettable, unfiltered honesty that the Waxahatchee project has built its reputation upon. This time, though, Crutchfield enlists her boyfriend Keith Spencer (from the band Swearin’) and her sister’s boyfriend Kyle Gilbride (who is also in Swearin’) for some assistance to flesh out her songs. On most of the album, Waxahatchee abandons the simplicity of her lone acoustic guitar, and implements the use of percussion and bass. In doing so, she creates a certain resonance that improves a product that you have already viewed as a beautiful work of art. Performing with Katie tonight will be her West Philly housemates and twin sister Allison Crutchfield’s louder and less subdued musical venture, Swearin’. The group’s self-titled effort was delivered with a similar honesty as Waxahatchee, but continued on the predestined punk rock path of their previous project P.S. Eliot. You’re invited to the family affair as they celebrate the release of Cerulean Salt at the Golden Tea House along with welcomed Michigan transplant Radiator Hospital and new Tiny Engines signees Cayetana. Prepare yourself for all the sing-alongs and attitude that only the underbelly of West Philly can offer. And don’t forget to be punk-tual; this is not a show that you want to sleep on. Golden Tea House, (Please contact questions@guildshows.com.), 7:30pm, $5 – $7 Donation, All Ages – Ed Newton
The Deli Philly’s March Album of the Month: Honeys – Pissed Jeans
If there’s one certainty in life, it’s that in the year 2076, when the world is a utopian paradise and all existential threats have been remedied, one guy will still be out there. You know the one. Everyone will be joyously riding emission-free silver air taxis to work, and homeboy will be sitting there glowering as the sun shines on pristine soybean fields, a hologram of an ax slowly grinding on a whetstone flickering over his head. He’ll be pissed off about a band who, in his eyes, has sold out.
Pissed Jeans were recently on the receiving end of the kind of bug-up-ass screed that’s been around since man first rocked out. Honeys is their first release in four years, and it seems that they’ve found their ticket to widespread renown, with a cover story for City Paper and reviews across the globe, even (complete with hilariously prim censoring) in BBC Music. Of course, someone was going to get angry at them for sullying an imagined mantle of punk rock. How dare they take the sounds of misanthropic nineties idols to the masses! How dare they get themselves signed to Sub Pop! How dare they not write songs using the official Punk Rock Word Bank! How dare they be courteous, good-natured family men making evil songs about TV dinners!
It’s unfortunate that Disgruntled Letter Writer has written Pissed Jeans off, because Matt Korvette and company, aside from being legitimately decent guys, are maybe more punk rock when they’re chronicling the sordid, mundane rites of their day than some bands are when they’re screaming about street living in a South Philly basement.
“Bathroom Laughter” is a fanged, rabid creature of an opener, now impossible to hear without picturing the insane, hilarious video that has changed the way people watch the Home Shopping Network forever. The following track “Chain Worker” sounds musically like they’re lying in wait, plotting their next attack, but lyrically it goes right for the viscera: a grim number about living life as an office drone, complete with crying alcohol-induced tears of blood. Jesus.
“Romanticize Me” has something of Dead Kennedys’ demented, acidic rants, but bludgeoned into a deadpan, lumbering sludge-rock crawl underscoring Korvette’s insistence that his lady should be grateful when he blearily suggests they get it on. The sleazy delight of “Loubs” might make Christian Louboutin kind of nervous, since it’s doubtful he would want his brand associated with our heroes, but somehow I doubt that this one is going to trigger an Apple Bottom Jeans-style bump in sales. Here, the iconic red-soled high heels are the object of lust for Korvette, a seedy flack trying to give his girl a lavish future; one day, if he’s smart about saving and planning, they’ll walk into the store, and he’ll buy her the titular shoes that will be her ticket to happiness. It’s like the world’s scuzziest update of Springsteen’s “Atlantic City.”
“You’re Different (In Person)” is oddly poignant, maybe since online dating is such a given these days when it comes to how people find other people. It seems weird that Pissed Jeans haven’t already written a song about online dating, actually. But here it is, and it will make you cry snotty tears of cringing laughter and remember to never accept a date from anyone with a poorly-lit profile picture ever again.
As far as the music goes, the production is notably cleaner than their previous albums, which serves them well on songs that employ their gritty blues swagger, such as “Cat House,” which is about as glorious as a double entendre gets. “I got an invitation, the sorta thing I wanna try… give it a shot before I die,” moans Korvette morosely. Alas, his hope of finding a “feline” companion are dashed by itchy eyes, sleeplessness and the feeling of having committed a crime against one’s body. Behold: cat allergies as a metaphor for visiting a hooker.
One of the best things about stepping into Pissed Jeans’ modern-day theater of the absurd is the occasional forays into sympathetic and reasoned views of what other people go through. Disgruntled Letter Writer may not have considered that it’s actually pretty punk rock to advocate for the rights of a large part of the population to not be harassed and belittled, which is the gist of “Male Gaze.” While it took Henry Rollins and Steve Albini years to pick apart their misanthropic worldviews and separate women from their general issues with humanity, here you have a song where Korvette openly admits, “It’s when you’re judged before you even get to speak a word/It’s when you make the smartest point and it goes unheard/I’m not innocent – I’m guilty/I’m not innocent – but I’m sorry.” Someone get this guy to lecture the entire GOP, for a month straight.
Stepping into Pissed Jeans’ sweat lodge of sexual inadequacy, vindictiveness and processed foods can be either the happiest or the most anguished experience you’ll get from a band of their ilk. Pissed Jeans are not the band to go to if you want what Disgruntled Letter Writer seems to want, which is punk rockers as crazed degenerates who scream about veganism and don’t use the internet. Instead, they’re a philosophical foray in the other direction: Just as there’s a terror in realizing you’re just a vile cretin like everyone else, there’s transcendental bliss in their self-hating hymns for the everyman. – Alyssa Greenberg
Review – “Red Flags EP” by Iron Felix
Damnation and hellfire, the just-out EP from Iron Felix (yes, another Texas-based trio) rumbles and tears and strikes fear in the hearts of mere mortals with it’s epic brand of rock heaviness; proving itself to be the best Heavy Rock Indie EP yet to grace 2013.
Thumping in with metallic-ish rumble, "H-Hour Minus 30" builds on it’s solid fundamentals – bass + drums + guitar – to create an all-new instant-classic groove. And though that kicks us off in grand style, "The Puffhorse" drags you (willingly, we’d bet) into an excellent head-bobbingly-good thrash. The epic "Black Maria"’s nuclear-heavy groove is fiendishly addictive, and "March to the Sea"’s tight tom drums and iron-cable reverbed bass undergird some outstanding bluesy guitar work.
Really excellent compositions here: All instrumental, all the time, with the drummer not afraid to lead with his toms. And sure, we like to bellow along with our vocals like everyone else, but these tracks stand up on their own quite well without ’em.
It’s like you have no choice, really – Wave the white flag ya’ll, surrender to Iron Felix, and go get Red Flags.
–Scott Osborn
The Deli Nashville’s Weekend Itinerary
The first day of March drops us right into the weekend, and this weekend intends to keep us busy. Get your pencils ready, because we have some recommendations for you:
Friday
Tonight at the 5 Spot, Photo Ops will play the album release show for his gorgeous debut, How To Say Goodbye. The album is Terry Price’s solo project, following his time with Oblio, and it expertly navigates melody and hardship through 10 tracks of the rare sort of bedroom pop that maintains a cinematic beauty and skips the derivative synth-soaked buzz pop that keeps ending up in car commercials. Neil O’Neil and Milktooth open the show and the party starts at 9 pm.
Saturday
On Saturday we’ll see you at the Mercy Lounge/High Watt for the Official SXSW Send Off Party. Your first round of beer is on the kind folks over at Third Shift Amber Lager, the show is free, and it was just announced that the first 100 people through the door will receive a token that can be redeemed for a Third Shift swag bag. The decision is clear, but here is the lineup:
The fun starts at 8 pm. Come say hi if you see us around!
Sunday
If you’ve recovered from Saturday and are ready to go another round, head down to 3rd and Lindsley to catch The Delta Saints before they head for Europe. Quiet Corral will open, and music starts at 8 pm. –Brianne Turner
Buke and Gase release video for General Dome
Here’s the new video by one of the most original (and awesome) NYC bands, Buke and Gase, who graced the cover of our summer 2009 NYC issue. A band Pitchfork has a hard time giving a "best new music" tag to, because [the critic’s] "ears just get worn out by all the airless staccato, longing for more open chords or smooth continuous tones". That is such a wonderfully irrelevant statement, I’m sure this guy would have said something similar after listening to Sonic Youth’s "Daydream Nation" – only referred to the dissonance and darkness rather than the staccato – or even, say, the debut album by Television: "I get tired of all the genius guitar parts and incredible songs, my ears long for some dissonance and mediocrity just for the sake of variety". And this is why we don’t really do negative reviews here at The Deli: because they are just opinions in the end, and more often than not stupid sounding ones. Check out "general Dome streaming below in the form of a (new) video which was premiered on… ahem… Pitchfork.
Grandchildren Ready to Make You Feel Alive at Underground Arts March 1
We premiered the first part of our Choice/Cuts session with Grandchildren earlier this week. Did you likey? Well, if you did enjoy what you saw and heard, they’ll be headlining tonight at Underground Arts so you’ll get plenty more of where that came from with the release of their new album Golden Age off in the horizon. And if you didn’t, we completely understand. You are just simply dead inside – just kidding. The West Philly experimental orchestral-pop six-piece is getting ready to hit the road and tour down to SXSW with their pals Norwegian Arms. They’ll be supported this evening by the ever-charming tunes of Buried Beds and avant-popsters Son Step. Underground Arts, 1200 Callowhill St., 8pm, $8, 21+ – H.M. Kauffman
Cool Neighbors “The Info”
Black Matt and RMB Justize are better known as Cool Neighbors and are currently working on Cool Neighbors Vol. 4. Last week they released "The Info" in preparation.
Black Horse Motel Record Release Show w/Hezekiah Jones & The Bailey Hounds at KFN March 1
Take singer-songwriter narrative scene-driven songs; insert a blending of male and female vocals resulting in smooth strengthening harmonies. Then, enrich the entire musical experience with clean sets of strings that hover above the threshold that lies between classical and rustic Americana. The quintet of Black Horse Motel has tapped into an increasingly popular musical genre that in a rejuvenating manner breathes fresh-air into a sound that echoes the past. Tonight at Kung Fu Necktie, the group marks the release of their first full-length album Red Summer Spirit. The eerie, haunting metal-accented folk/blues of The Bailey Hounds open the evening, while the beautifully genuine folk tunes of Hezekiah Jones, a.k.a. Raph Cutrufello, serve as the fulcrum for the night. Kung Fu Necktie, 1250 N. Front St., 7:30pm, $10, 21+ – Michael Colavita
Lowell, MA: Fundraiser BRAINFEST 2013 celebrates punk and brains
Like local music? Like cheap beer? Like helping out a local hero with medical bills for his recent brain surgery? Then don’t miss BRAINFEST 2013 — TONIGHT (March 1) at The Worthen (upstairs) at 141 Worthen St, Lowell, MA. The show is only $5, starts at 8pm, and is 21+. Featuring performances by local punk gods: HIVESMASHER — BEWARE THE DANGERS OF A GHOST SCORPION — BIG MESS — OH THE HUMANITY — OLD GREY. All proceeds go to benefit the medical bills of local music guru Tom Southerton, for his recent and successful brain surgery (which turns out to be stupid expensive even with insurance). Come celebrate the gift of brains, and if that doesn’t sell you, the 50-50 raffle should… – Carrie Ingraham
Juan Wauters (of The Beets) releases first solo album, plays Mercury on 03.03
Queens based Juan Wauters – frontman of The Beets – is about to release his first solo album. Faithful to his signature lo-fi garage-pop sound, in the preview single ("Sanity," streaming below) the guitarist/vocalist from Queens offers a more acoustic and direct approach, but not necessarily less fuzzy. Wauters released 500 copies of the record, and will play a few shows in the local NYC area, including the Mercucy Lounge on March 3rd and The Bowery Ballroom on March 8th. However The Beets will be back in full swing later in the year, having already a show booked at Death By Audio on May 04.
Univore “Beasts From A Silk Womb”
David Bachmann and Nicholas Flandro (aka Univore) are back with a new project, "Beasts From A Silk Womb". This is the creative duo’s third project, and each have been very different. This project is a "loose interpretation of the modern and traditional mythologies of the end times, as predicted both by societies’ deliberate or incidental adherence to cyclic cosmology and by the frequent overzealous portraits of the rapture phenomenon put forth by multiple religious sects". Interested, I was. Clocking in a just 34 minutes, this project is truly unique and fascinating. You can stream the whole album here.
Univore is currently creating a short film to coincide with the album.